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Sep
16

Vampirate anyone?

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Sep
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drtoof:

He’s sees you because he believes.
I see you because you’re dead.

drtoof:

He’s sees you because he believes.

I see you because you’re dead.

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Sep
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*opinion of anime over time 

  • pre-weeb: oh, those Japanese cartoon things! I saw an episode of sailor moon once
  • naruto phase: I love naruto!!!! Itadakimasu! *attempts to use chopsticks on instant ramen* jutsuuuuu! *does naruto run up tree, falls on ass*
  • the Full Weeb: IM REALLY KAWAII ANIME IS MY LIFE BAKA BAKA BAKA
  • post-naruto: naruto is so lame and overrated. anyone who likes is a baka. I watch the REAL anime, like vampire knight and soul eater. Desu
  • post-weeb: anime is for babies. I hate anime, fucking weeaboos need to stop clogging up this earth
  • accidentally finding an anime I like: it's just one, I'm not a weeb or anything. I just appreciate this ONE show regardless of the medium.
  • weeb-in-denial: I... I'm not a weeb... okay maybe I am. I'm so sorry. Gomen
  • post-weeb weeb: Y'ALL BITCHES BETTER CALL ME SENPAI
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Sep
19

marypsue:

zinfandelli:

have you heard the ones about the ocean oil spills as giant masses of living floating benign death that absorb all of the toxins from human waste and become massive huge dark spots and eventually die themselves and disintegrate into fish food causing massive population blooms?

Have you ever watched Mushishi? because i think it has a basis in this as well (an episode in the show was about a living swamp that went to the sea to die and all the fish came to eat it’s corpse)

or other things you can just make up, like whatif homeless people begging for money in street gutters aren’t actual people, but what if they are like the lures of massive angler-fish type creatures that have taken up home in abandoned subway tunnels and lure unsuspecting humans? 

garbage dump monstrosities that have adopted detritus camouflage and swim the sea of junk eating only chromed metal or something, are really pleasant things and enjoy when humans come picking through the trash but look so horrific no one ever wants to see one.

the cracks in street pavement and the small sink holes that appear every spring aren’t because of the ice freezing and thawing the rock but because spring wells bubble up from the earth underneath trying to create new spots of life but aren’t strong enough to succeed.

or how about the unease people have with fracking, their water catching literal fire isn’t because of the companies carelessly dumping their waste back into the ground water, they are actually tellnig the truth that fracking is safe, and they can’t explain why your water catches fire. but some people know its because cutting the earth like they do, causing the tremors like they have has created these malignant *things* that travel the broken earth seeking for ways to the surface but they are too big to seep through the ground and can do nothing but fester in impotent rage, and their anger ignites everything they come in contact with!

ahhhhh making up modern legends is fun! 

Oh, talk dirty to me.

you want moooore? 

Everyone knows that weeds are so tenacious and incessant and appear out of goddamn nowhere even if you just pulled them all the day before because mischievous asshole pixies replant what you pulled because its funny as shit to see you out on your knees every weekend doing the same damn shit.

plastic doesn’t deteriorate and fall apart in the sun, it disintegrates because at night suburban wild dire-dogs lick them for no known reason at all. some people think they like the taste of refined oil products. restaurant grease dumpsters do often get mysteriously licked clean as well…

that weird sulphur rotten eggs sewer smell that rises from manhole covers isn’t the grimy subway air, the manhole covers are actually covering the mouths of weird beasties that are coming as close to the surface as they can to photosynthesize and recharge for another night of underground electrical cable rail running marathons.

speaking of, those moments when the lights just subtly blink for a half of a second aren’t faulty lines getting a power skip, its because static wind wraiths have found an uncovered uninsulated section of wire they can tap into so they can more easily travel across the country quicker than through the air.  

don’t get me started on wireless cellphone tower reception eaters. Its really goddamn frustrating to not get cell reception when you should! It’s because those fatass bastards like to sit on the towers and suck up the reception because the waves taste good! how inconvenient.

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Sep
19

marypsue:

zinfandelli replied to your post:.
the black soot that gradually covers everything in new york city, that people have to clean from their homes regularly, the dust that isn’t dust colored isn’t just dirt, its the exhaust of city shades who consume the heat given off by cars & ac units

!!!

have you heard the ones about the ocean oil spills as giant masses of living floating benign death that absorb all of the toxins from human waste and become massive huge dark spots and eventually die themselves and disintegrate into fish food causing massive population blooms?

Have you ever watched Mushishi? because i think it has a basis in this as well (an episode in the show was about a living swamp that went to the sea to die and all the fish came to eat it’s corpse)

or other things you can just make up, like whatif homeless people begging for money in street gutters aren’t actual people, but what if they are like the lures of massive angler-fish type creatures that have taken up home in abandoned subway tunnels and lure unsuspecting humans? 

garbage dump monstrosities that have adopted detritus camouflage and swim the sea of junk eating only chromed metal or something, are really pleasant things and enjoy when humans come picking through the trash but look so horrific no one ever wants to see one.

the cracks in street pavement and the small sink holes that appear every spring aren’t because of the ice freezing and thawing the rock but because spring wells bubble up from the earth underneath trying to create new spots of life but aren’t strong enough to succeed.

or how about the unease people have with fracking, their water catching literal fire isn’t because of the companies carelessly dumping their waste back into the ground water, they are actually tellnig the truth that fracking is safe, and they can’t explain why your water catches fire. but some people know its because cutting the earth like they do, causing the tremors like they have has created these malignant *things* that travel the broken earth seeking for ways to the surface but they are too big to seep through the ground and can do nothing but fester in impotent rage, and their anger ignites everything they come in contact with!

ahhhhh making up modern legends is fun! 

  #mary    #mary wat have u done    #i can't stop    #ahhh    #halp!  
answered 4 days ago / reblog
Sep
6
now take a moment, Sof, and just imagine Woodkid as the goldenage soundtrack for Kozmotis, and the Man in the Moon, and Sandy, and the fall of the empire that brings about the GoC books. aw ye.

materassassino:

the-guardian-of-fun:

Yes! I love this song just in general because there’s so much energy behind it. Had to add it to my collection <3

The Golden Age is THE perfect song for everything, well… Golden Age. It’s like he wrote it with GoC in mind.

RIGHT?! the entire freaking album is -excuse the pun- GOLDEN! ahahaha

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Sep
1554

department-of-fagriculture:

dragons for everyone!

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Sep
10
  #YES!    #YES GES!    #UR AWESOME!    #AHHHH GES!  
posted 4 days ago / reblog
Sep
3

Another dream recollection post. This one is really really fucked up.

Trigger warnings for abuse, murder, graphic depiction and description.

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posted 4 days ago / reblog
Sep
3

Sorry for the text post spam.

I had a dream the other day and i wrote it down, and it’s taking up valuable sticky note space on my desktop so i’m posting it here to keep, because i like my dreams even if they are wicked fucked up and i like to remember I had them through writing, though i have not been very diligent in keeping up with any kind of dream journal. Maybe i’ll start to try harder here? It might be fun.

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posted 4 days ago / reblog
Sep
12

*Blackice Smut Challenge, Day 30: Forbidden Fruit (Fic) 

Heyoooo! I’d said I’d post so now i’m here to deliver!

Since ff.net seems to have baleted my account this is happening a bit quicker since i don’t gotta dick around with their system, lol!

The scenario this time around is a Good-Guy Pitch universe where he and the Guardians are friends, plotting good vs evil scenario games to play out because they are boooored. Jack is immensely displeased with this discovery ahaha. 

This au came about because I bastardized Lindz’ good guy pitch idea by making the Guardians morally ambiguous because they got bored with the whole good triumphs over evil every damn time routine, and what a bore it is to just keep hating the guy who keeps you entertained for millenia after millenia, eh? The actual idea for the au is much darker and more flippantly sinister than my fingers have wrote it to be. wtf fingers, y u gotta make everything cute, huh? Rude.

IT WAS A REALLY GREAT IDEA THOUGH BECAUSE ONCE JACK WARMED UP TO THE SPIRITS PLAYING GODS IDEA HE BECAME THE BEST STRATEGIST FOR THE GAMES BECAUSE OMFG U GUYS SRSLY DON’T KNOW HOW TO HAVE FUN?! WHERE ARE THE EXPLOSIONS?! WHY DID YOU GET OFF WITH NO ACTUAL THREAT TO UR LIFE?! Y LIMIT IT ALL TO JUST BEING SEEN BY MAYBE THAT ONE KID DOWN THE STREET BECAUSE HE STILL BELIEVES AFTER THAT AWESOME CHRISTMAS 5 YRS AGO? KICK IT UP A NOTCH GUYS, LETS FUCK W/ THE ADULTS TOO AW YE! 

Jack. jack no. Jack water u doin. omg jack stop, someone stop jack!

REGARDLESS, sorry, i got to rambling.
Here’s the one lonely fic link, please enjoy!

Ao3 Link

posted 4 days ago / reblog
Sep
3

Oh boy!

So it seems my account on fanfic.net has been deleted due to reasons unknown. (probably because the challenge oneshots were titled as smut challenge? idk really.)

So question for the crowd: should i remake my account there and repost my stuff? Or just not bother and stick with Ao3? 

I ask because i think in general i received more views for my words on ff.net than ao3, but less appreciative comments, or less coherent ones lol. I did enjoy the idea that more people were reading my things though. idk. Though hardly any of my stuff was added to the blackice group over there -grumble grumble grumble- (that’s a joke i could really care less than less about inclusion)

Do people here ever even click the ff.net link i provide when i post stories? or do we all head on over to Ao3 to enjoy them? 

gimme your two cents to help me make a decision puuuuuhlease! <3

posted 5 days ago / reblog
Sep
7

Soooo once I’m off work today and run some errands I have a smut challenge one shot I wrote last night I can post! Aw ye, look! I’m not dead yet! Procrastinating on packing is good for fic writing lol

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Sep
22
srkuthsertfuHIUHUDGjhaleurghluHLgGgesGJLeslGesomfg. wow. hey. holy shit. ahhhhhhhhhh. ok. ok. breathe. hoo haa. ahhahaha wow. thanks. thanks so much i er&#8230;don&#8217;t know what to say? ahhhhh -mega blushuuuu-ehehe thanks &lt;3 i&#8217;m not dead yet! and i do still plan to keep writing. aw ye. sorry for the unplanned hiatus tho .__.

srkuthsertfuHIUHUDGjhaleurghluHLgGgesGJLeslGes

omfg. wow. hey. holy shit. ahhhhhhhhhh. ok. ok. breathe. hoo haa. ahhahaha wow. thanks. thanks so much i er…don’t know what to say? ahhhhh -mega blushuuuu-

ehehe thanks <3 i’m not dead yet! and i do still plan to keep writing. aw ye. sorry for the unplanned hiatus tho .__.